“The goods are odd, but the odds are good.”
I don’t know where Jordyn Kross found that gem, but it made me laugh out loud. Which happened more than once in this sexy tale of Christmas ho-ho-holidaying. (wink, wink)
And truly, that’s perfection for a seasonal story.
Mrs. Claus (Sandy) has a problem. Her husband, the great elf himself absconded his duty and their marriage, leaving her only the brief span between Thanksgiving and Christmas to con… I mean, tempt… I mean… recruit the next Mr. Claus.
Enter Nicho Santana, pilot, down on his luck and ready to f— forget about his unemployment in the bottom of a bottle. He wakes up tied to Sandy’s bed and a proposition. Help Sandy Claus make magic in bed!
This cute Christmas Santa story is NOT FOR CHILDREN. Only naughty, naughty adults.
Get it here: https://books2read.com/alostclaus
